Thank you for choosing us

Seriously, thanks. You're about to experience a revolution in human history, and be amongst the first to teleport across space (but not outer space).

Just fill out the form below. We aim to deliver within 20 working days. Our friendly team will then give you a visit to assemble it. Please ensure you have enough space to house the Vinniporter. Check the requirements below for more information.

Requirements

  • Enough space
  • Ample ventilation
  • Access to 50 standard car batteries
  • A kitten present in the room while operating the teleporter (no really, it's crucial the passenger feels calm while being teleported in order to avoid the risks mentioned below. Just don't let the cat interfere with the teleporter)
Failure to meet these requirements can result in injury including, but not limited to: decapition, mutilation/amputation, electrocution, severe headaches, heart attack, and in almost all cases, death. By purchasing the Vinniporter, you acknowledge these risks and hold yourself solely accountable for any "undesirable incidents" that may occur.

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